We recently got on a town email chain. My wife remarks that she see's people looking to hire maids (hint, hint!) so I tell her to go for it! She could probably get enough work to be busy all weekend!
That's the way to do it.
Let someone else go out and work, "to keep you in the manner to which you have become accustomed"
It works for me!!
Ouch!! She who must be obeyed was looking over my shoulder!!
Plus you get the added benefit of, "women love a man in uniform". You sly dog, you!!
WB
I got this email today. Worth a chuckle. You'd have to be pretty darn stupid to fall for this one!
Subject:Parking ticket #7318168
You received a parking ticket!
28-204 - Loading zones and handicapped parking
Required to appear in court
Parking ticket number: PDN7310192
Get your parking ticket (this was a link)
To pay your parking fine, download your fine and choose one of 2 convenient ways:
1. Online
Pay online by Visa or Mastercard, $2 processing fee.
2. By phone (automated system)
Pay by Visa or Mastercard at (866)561-9742
Best wishes,
Police Department.
I received one yesterday and another one today. I was surprised that the Gmail spam filter didn't catch them.
The local newspaper has a column every day listing a newspaper articles from 150, 125 etc years ago what were in their paper. Last week the 150 years ago item was about two ladies who were arrested by the local police and brought before the Justice of the Peace charged with "sassy talking". It didn't say what the outcome was. I doubt there are any police today with the courage (foolhardiness) to do that today.
stampmanjack
I love it when my women start that "sassy talking".
Women don't sassy talk anymore. They just start brawling, stabbing and shooting like the rest of us. Equality of the sexes.
and they were found guilty!
For the handyman and handylady of the house. Did you ever get stuck trying to get a tool to work the way you need it to? Watch this:
You see these and then promptly forget about them.
"You see these and then promptly forget about them."
Congratulations Bob. I believe you have achieved a two-fa. Firstly, you still have some stamp money, and secondly, your wife is happy because she has some more time to herself.
Well done my friend.
Tim.
Well...the Mrs told me no more stamp money.....so I went out and got a new job..Today was my first day.............
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
We recently got on a town email chain. My wife remarks that she see's people looking to hire maids (hint, hint!) so I tell her to go for it! She could probably get enough work to be busy all weekend!
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
That's the way to do it.
Let someone else go out and work, "to keep you in the manner to which you have become accustomed"
It works for me!!
Ouch!! She who must be obeyed was looking over my shoulder!!
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
Plus you get the added benefit of, "women love a man in uniform". You sly dog, you!!
WB
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
I got this email today. Worth a chuckle. You'd have to be pretty darn stupid to fall for this one!
Subject:Parking ticket #7318168
You received a parking ticket!
28-204 - Loading zones and handicapped parking
Required to appear in court
Parking ticket number: PDN7310192
Get your parking ticket (this was a link)
To pay your parking fine, download your fine and choose one of 2 convenient ways:
1. Online
Pay online by Visa or Mastercard, $2 processing fee.
2. By phone (automated system)
Pay by Visa or Mastercard at (866)561-9742
Best wishes,
Police Department.
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
I received one yesterday and another one today. I was surprised that the Gmail spam filter didn't catch them.
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
The local newspaper has a column every day listing a newspaper articles from 150, 125 etc years ago what were in their paper. Last week the 150 years ago item was about two ladies who were arrested by the local police and brought before the Justice of the Peace charged with "sassy talking". It didn't say what the outcome was. I doubt there are any police today with the courage (foolhardiness) to do that today.
stampmanjack
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
I love it when my women start that "sassy talking".
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
Women don't sassy talk anymore. They just start brawling, stabbing and shooting like the rest of us. Equality of the sexes.
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
and they were found guilty!
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
For the handyman and handylady of the house. Did you ever get stuck trying to get a tool to work the way you need it to? Watch this:
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
You see these and then promptly forget about them.
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
"You see these and then promptly forget about them."
re: The SOR Diner 2017 - #3
Congratulations Bob. I believe you have achieved a two-fa. Firstly, you still have some stamp money, and secondly, your wife is happy because she has some more time to herself.
Well done my friend.
Tim.